What A Life?


Let's make some magic!

recorded October 14th 2015

This time Ryan and Paul talk about some of their formative school memories. These are stories that made them the men they are today. Well, the men they were back in 2015 when this was originally recorded.

ana boils bones for the cats

Paul apologizes for being mean last week (I, ryan, didn’t notice)

paul keeps saying Garbage ryan is always saying trash

quick snap tip, double tap a persons name in the story section to direct chat

pauls raking in the sweet bread for his app, the content blocker

we froze!

sry this frozen edit isnt funny

paul says pico de gayo really perfectly 

Progress report

Paul did nothing cause he’s watching his brother and visiting his sister

Ryan obsessed over the trashcast ep 3 edit

Ana is playing with plotagon 

reddit plays pokemon twitch streams

paul wants a live internet website event

i think i know what he wants now, i should talk to him about this now

ryan clearly doesnt understand code 

we do a prompt

Talk about one grade of school, every story you can remeber from that one year.

paul was home schooled until freshman year of highschool, he talks about that year.

Pauls most traumatizing moment in school, “everybody knew it was me”

swing dancing club

hi this is ryan im a spaz,

sort of ryans emo origin story 

paul thinks home school worked out for him

Ryan talks about second grade when he started identifying as a nerd

heres a picture of him at the time

look at you; miss america

inside jokes have more JOKE HEAT

i go back and forth about this whole podcast being horrible or great

ryan misspoke, the bridge he loves is in “they’ll need a crane” “where your eyes don’t go”


we dig deep into song lyrics and song writing for some reason

man, i was hyped this week!


doing economics for real next ep we read the first couple chapters of “Flash Boys” to understand the stock market

Pauls reads this quote from hitchhikers guide

“Now it is such a bizarrely improbable coincidence that anything so mind-bogglingly useful could have evolved purely by chance that some thinkers have chosen to see it as a final and clinching proof of the NON-existence of God.

The argument goes like this:

‘I refuse to prove that I exist,’ says God, ‘for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing.’

‘But,’ says Man, ‘The Babel fish is a dead giveaway, isn’t it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don’t. QED.’

‘Oh dear,’ says God, `I hadn’t thought of that,’ and promptly disappears in a puff of logic.

‘Oh, that was easy,’ says Man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is white and gets himself killed on the next zebra crossing.”